How To Date:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.


(Source: stopthisgirl)

tfids:

i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno

sincerelylizzy:

😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥

(Source: hkangela)


letssaynotonormal:

plot-twist-im-gay:

superwholock-slytherinmerlin:

theroguefeminist:

3brokenstrings:

aunteeblazer:

omg

I just saved an entire week worth of science class.thank you tumblr

cool

spiders are not insects though

The more you know

I can not believe people still think spiders are insects. I assumed it was common knowledge that they’re arachnids!

(Source: iraffiruse)

nuodai:

im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

aintnobodybusiness:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

(Source: pubicles)